Rion Smith is a bipedal, caffeine dependent mammal. He’s an ER nurse at an inner city hospital in Denver and when not working, trades off between napping aggressively and movie making. He lived for two years in the jungle in a Mayan village without power and running water and can speak Mayan, which is pretty useless in Colorado. He has many cliché interests including camping, hiking, listening to music and hunting for the Elder Gods.